Allison's got a crackpot mind
She tries to flex it all the time
It's of no use
She's clearly lost her screws
She's got her husband by the head.
She can be impossible

The boys all say she's just a fool
but I know that she's so much more
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic.

Allison's a parable
for the risks of being terrible
she's 5'2", and crazy as a loon
She hops the bar, she keeps the cool
she sheds her top in Marshall's pool.

The guys make eyes at the naked girl
Who's showin' off her tits in a co-ed pool
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic

Somebody save her from herself
Someone save her from herself
and get her home.

Allison's got a Crackpot Mind
She tries to flex it all the time
It's of no use, She's clearly lost her screws.

The boy's all say she sucked their dicks
She claims that she's a feminist
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic
She's a lunatic, lunatic, lunatic