I have to be famous
I have to have a street named after me
I have to be famous
I have to hide from the paparazzi
I have to be famous
I have to say that drugs just aren't for me to the community
I have to be famous
I have to have a thousand girl fans to please
I have to be famous
I have to set examples to all the kids
I have to be famous
I have to go down in music history as a visionary

I have to be famous
I have to bitch about my family
I have to be famous
I have to thank the Lord on album sleeves
I have to be famous
I have to get the groupies on their knees, eager to please
I have to be famous
I have to children named after me
I have to be famous
I have to have tribute bands copying me
I have to be famous
So I show the world it's own irony
I love sarcastic me