Being a boy's like suckin' on a lemon
and I judge myself by the adverts I see
My deoderant hides the real me,
these things elevate me above animals

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I feel like being a girl
Being a girl
Being a girl
Being a girl
Never tasted sweeter
Oh, ho, ho

I'm so boring my clothes wanna keep
someone else warm, someone cooler
Tax on cigarettes treats my cancer,
these things elevate me above animals

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(Being a girl) Being a girl
(Being a girl) Being a girl

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