Driving in my car
Right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
Dui?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour

Little do you know
I filled up on gas
I'ma get your fountain making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my bergentrück
It seems you're outta luck
Truck!

Bears on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat with
Cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still in driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town
Give this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive
But I am speed
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try
But I will lead
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive
But I'll still speed
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried
My brain. I need
Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive
But I am speed
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try
But I will lead
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive
But I'll still speed
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried
My brain. I need
Some more to proceed!

Shit
Did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet
And try to flee
But I can't run
Was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them
Maybe I'll be free
But they have guns
What happens if they see my weed?
Did I really just rhymed
Weed with weed?

Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the, uh- the-
The mountain king of some shit in another universe
And that deer has some powers!
I'm doing this world a favor!
Please, don't lock me up?

I just saved the world
My thanks is 30 years to life
For the girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
Got a growing kid to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

I'ma starts hiding, see?
I can only cry and hope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the fucking soap
I just wanna go home

Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned

'K, dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain
Also
Fuck sans
And his convenient store

Running for my life
From this psychopath
Chase me in his car
Looks like my ass is grass
Think I'm gonna die
This is a hate crime
Oh God holy shi-

Well that sucked
That dude's suck a prick
But now that I'm dead
I'm that aura farming bitch
Jokes on you
You sad wifeless dude
You should kill yourself
Oh, no, not again