It's the people in the crazy house that's sane,
It's the people on the outside that haven't got a brain,
If you really feel at ease in ca-razy times like these
You're ca-razy.

If dropping bombs is your idea of fun,
If you're truly represented by the quacks in Washington,
If you read the daily press without screaming "What a mess!"
You're ca-razy.

Oh it isn't that you think you are a duck,
And it isn't that your mother was frightened by a truck,
Our whole world is on the blink and that's what makes you think
You're ca-razy.