Take a bite of mystical, magical food,
It's good.

Take a bite of carrot,
You'll become a parrot,
Take a bite of cheese,
You'll be a Pekinese,
Take a bite of slaw,
You'll be a macaw,
Take a bite of mystical, magical food,
It's good.

Take a bite of steak,
You'll become a snake,
Take a bite of tea,
You'll become a bee,
Take some macaroni,
You'll become a pony,
Take a bite of mystical, magical food,
It's good.

Take a bite of cider,
You'll become a spider,
Take a bite of veal,
You'll become a seal,
Take a bite of lamb,
You'll become a clam,
Take a bite of mystical, magical food,
It's good.

Take a bite of rice,
You'll become a mice,
Take a bite of goose,
You'll become a moose,
Take a bite of egg,
You'll sit up and beg
For a treat,
Of mystical, magical, something to eat.