Went to a Taco Bell bought myself a drink
The stupid lady at the counter didn't even think
About when I went there tired from a show
The mountain dew was shaking and I didn't seem to know
Stop and think a minute
What did you put in it?
Now it doesn't work
I'll call you the soda jerk
I should have waited to go to one in town
Now I'm just sitting here with a steady frown
Went to the counter and tried to complain
The stupid weiners working there make me go insane
Can't you fix it?
Are you slow or dumb?
Groveling and complaining
It will never work