Kelly has the coolest hair
Steve wears designer underwear
Donna is on her daddy's show
Valeria has a pig pug nose
They're OK in a plastic way
Being something that they're not
They go to school and act so cool
But I guess that's how it is on 90210
And they laugh at me
And they think that they can see
The way to get to cool
But that's just fine with me
David's life is all messed up
Brandon wears so much make up
Brenda's got to be ready at eight
Because Dylan's going to take her on a date
So many want to be what they think is non-conformity
But if that's what they all are
What makes it a brand new start?