I'd go anywhere with Hugh
Hugh's the kind of boy I take to
Mother of God, if he only knew
I'd go anywhere with Hugh

I'd do anything for him
Sacre-bleu when the lights are dim
I'd entertain each and every whim
I'd do anything for him

I love Hugh and Hugh loves you
You love me and he does not
I don't love you, you don't love Hugh
What a sad gevalt

Hugh'd go anywhere with you
Hugh would take you to Timbukto
You would do anything for me
Me, I'd go anywhere with Hugh

Who'd do anything for you
Who'd go anywhere with me
I'd do anything for Hugh
Who'd go anywhere with you