One rainy morning feeling down in my health
I was thinking of ways to improve myself
Being young I was on the dole
With time on my hands to search my soul
I tried Gestalt and female liberation
I also tried I Ching and meditation
I went to India through Marakesh
My Guru said that life is like a fish
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Marijuana, Mescalin and mushrooms gave me hope
To save the whale I gave up soap
I was seeking truth in a brandy glass
When astrology led me to a yoga class

Down on a health farm hydro I met a girl
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I went jogging for pleasure, jogging for fun
Then I read my way through Freud and Jung
and Mao Tse Tung

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I paid for a course of est and gave up meat
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I lived on brown rice and fresh air
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