On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Wanna toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely
Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me

Okay, I got possessed and created a mess
Okay, I got regrets that I'm tryna forget
Okay, I'm taking uppers just to even me out
Okay, I just got a nosebleed on the couch

I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah)

On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Let's toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely
Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me

Okay, we had sex on the hotel steps
Okay, I took a line that I drew on the desk
My girl found out and kicked me out of the house
I can't kick the habit, I want more of it now

I tried to quit it (yeah, yeah, yeah)
But I didn't (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Thought I was finished (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'm still living (yeah, yeah, yeah)

On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Let's toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely
Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me

All my outfits are stained in red
Take your pain, hurt myself instead
All my outfits are stained in red
Take your pain, hurt myself instead

On the bright side, we all die, one day, so I'm gettin' fucked up tonight
Wanna toast to the bad times, because the good ones are less likely
Today I went online, apparently a lot of people don't like me
There's no cell phones in rehab and that's where I'm goin', so come find me