Marky went and had a baby
And Sammy's on her way to crazy
And I'm just sitting feeling lucky
That I just slipped on by it all

And being friendly isn't funny
When you're seeing your old honey
Rolling like a dummy
Surprised that I slipped right on by it all

If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?

I'd imagine a laugh
Is what they would have
Which isn't so bad
When all their lives are riding on their wage

And being friendly isn't funny
When you're seeing your old honey
Rolling like a mommy
Surprised that I slipped right on by it all

If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?
If they were looking at me, what would they see?