Inside the beaver's dam
The beaver has a mantle
The mantle has a trophy
The trophy is for bowling
Baby

Inside the beaver's dam
Somewhere, there's a chair
The beaver's sittin' there
Looking at that trophy
Baby

Inside the beaver's dam
The beaver's wife is grumpy
Because the beaver's lazy
But still loves him like crazy
Baby

Inside the beaver's dam
The beaver's baby's cryin'
The beaver's wife is sighin'
But man, look at that trophy
Baby
Inside the beaver's dam