I'm an alley cat
Skulking in the black
Trying to steal a kiss
Or three
Thought he was cute
In his pin-striped suit
And I was on the desk at Sotheby's
In taxi cabs and golf courses
Couldn't be dragged by wild horses
Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
Crucifix above my bed
It hasn't melted yet
It's just a little wonky
Do you speak French?
I've died a hundred little deaths
Still, I'm a sparkly-eyed zombie
I swear I'm alright
More than okay
My mind's been warped in some wonderful ways
Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the Playboy Mansion
I'm just a Victorian
Lost at the Playboy Mansion
Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
Don't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the
Don't be mad
Honey, look
I'll always be in the bad books
I won't be sad
Honey, look
It's a much better read, oh
I'll always be in the bad books
In the bad books
In the bad, bad, bad, bad books