Oh God! Oh God! Ugh
9-1-1 What's your emergency?
Yes ma'am I got a hard problem, I got a hard problem
Calm down sir, it can't be that hard ok?
No it can't, it can't..it is! My dick has been
Hard for over eight hours and it just won't, it just won't go down!
Escuse me?
I took one of them viagras for the first time

Word?
And the first one didn't do anything, so I took another one
Ok..
And now my shit harder than titanium
In this motherfucker, I've been knocking shit over
Damn I ain't had no dick in 6 months

Why don't them shits come with directions
I don't know what to do man help
Hey girl, lisa!
Call my shift, forward thgis call to my cell and confirm his address

I got you
Swear to God imma kill tyrone and them niggas
I ain't never listenin' to them niggas again man, I swear!
Hm..calm down sir, help is on the way