I'm the flowers in your garbage
I'm the liquor in your gut
I'm the dear that has departed
Half a heart can't fill a cup

How you gonna leave me
Worse than how you found me
Crying in the front seat
Parked under your balcony
Someone say they saw you
Dancing in the valley
Even though it's not me
Hope he makes you happy

I'm two drinks away from calling again
This broken heart went straight to my head
I wrote you a letter, I'll never send
I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again

I'm the tattoo on your shoulder
The one you wish you'd covered up
Let's count the days that I've been sober
I think one hand would be enough

How you gonna leave me
Worse than how you found me
Crying in the pharmacy
Parked under your balcony
Someone say they saw you
Dancing in the alley
Even though it's not me
Hope he makes you happy

I'm two drinks away from calling again
This broken heart went straight to my head
I wrote you a letter, I'll never send
I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again

Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away
Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away
Two drinks, two drinks, two drinks away
Two drinks away from calling again

On nights like this I do not know how to act
I'm dead to you but I can't live with that
I'm fighting these slow motions but they're swinging back
Right when I think I'm over you

I'm two drinks away from calling again
This broken heart went straight to my head
I wrote you a letter, I'll never send
I'm two drinks two drinks away from calling again