I keep
The one
I love
In the freezer
If you wish
I'll let
You look
A little teaser

Oh the cold
It keeps him well...preserved
It's the treatment
He always did deserve

I'm aware that this ain't right
But I'm convinced by the sight
Of the one that I love
Fresh and young, fresh and young

Some people
They may react
But surely, they too
Would wish to stay intact
You see ageing
Had never been
His friend
So to it
I just had
To put
An end

I'm aware that this ain't right
But I'm convinced by the sight
Of the one that I love
Fresh and young, fresh and young
(x 2)

I keep
The one
I love
In the freezer
If you wish
I'll let
You look
A little teaser
Some people
They may react
But surely, they too
Would wish to stay intact
Either way this ain't right

I'm aware that this ain't right
But I'm convinced by the sight
Of the one that I love
Fresh and young, fresh and young
(x 2)