I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you (you rascal you)
I'll be glad when you're in your grave you dog (you dirty dog)
When your dead and in your grave no more ravioli will you crave
I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you (you rascal you)
I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you (you rascal you)
I'll be glad when you're in your grave you dog (you dirty dog)
I invite you to my house for a meal; all my meatballs you try to steal!
Oh, you're a dirty dog (you dirty dog)

I'll be glad when you're dead you rascal you (you rascal you)
I'll be glad when you're in your grave you dog (you dirty dog)
I'll be standing on the corner plastered when they bring your body by
Oh, you're a devil you!

[swinin' horn solo]

I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad,I'll be glad,I'll be glad, I'll be glad, I'll be glad, I'll be glad, I'll be glad
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead
I'll be glad when you're dead, boy
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you