Timmy is an average kid
That no one understands
Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands

[Vicky]
¡TONTO!

Doom and gloom
Up in his room
It's broken instantly
By his magic little fish
Who grant his every wish
'Cause in reality
They are his
OddParents, Fairly OddParents!

[Wanda]
¡Hadas y varitas!

[Cosmo]
¡Coronitas flotantes!

OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!

[Timmy]
¡Abstracta, de goma, verde, de fresa!
¡Serpiente, pastel, papas fritas, chocolate!

Oddparents, fairly odd parentsIt flips your lid when
You are the kid with fairly oddparents!

[Vicky]
¡Es verdad!