Just a floozy with an Uzi,
Just a girlie with a gun,
When I could have been a model,
And I should have been a nun.

I'll lose my blues in some Jacuzzi
Life's just a lotta clean fun
For a floozy with an Uzi,
For a girlie with a gun.

Just what was it about that
Little Israeli machine?
Play all day in the sand,
Nothin' gets jammed,
Understand what I mean?

So Mister, you can keep your lenses,
And Sister, you can keep your beads.
I'm ridin' in Mercedes Benzes,
I'm taking care of all my needs.

Just a floozy with an Uzi,
Just a girlie with a gun,
When I could have been a model,
And I should have been a nun.

I'll lose my blues in some Jacuzzi
Life's just a lotta clean fun
For a floozy with an Uzi,
For a girlie with a gun.

Just what was it about that
Little Israeli machine?
Play all day in the sand,
Nothin' gets jammed,
Understand what I mean?

So Mister, you can keep your lenses,
And Sister, you can keep your beads.
I'm ridin' in Mercedes Benzes,
I'm taking care of all my needs.

Just a floozy with an Uzi,
Just a girlie with a gun,
When I could have been a model,
And I should have been a nun.

I'll lose my blues in some Jacuzzi
Life's just a lotta clean fun
For a floozy with an Uzi,
For a girlie with a gun.