Violent Huckster
You're out of luck, sir
Wire-tapped and
Booby-trapped

Wet nurse asks,
"What's your amusement?"
Wet dreams answer
"Deadly powders,
Napalm showers and
Glowing cans."

Is it curfew yet?
No, not yet
Like that violent stuff?
Well it's covered up
Us-invaders check
Legal debt