Standing at the edge of something
Where discussions are like concussions
Whisper in my ear "cigarettes and beer"
They don't call me cool for nothing
Too cool for school cataract
Nobody's fool cataract
Screw all the rules cataract
My mind's abused
Not quite amused
I'm just confused
Comes so easily
When everything you want is suspect
Attracted to the cool magnet
Only adding to the confusion
Dillusions are like illusions
I haven't got the heart to tell them all apart
I think I might need a transfusion
Too cool for that cataract
A cataract triple sec
A triple sec cataract
Don't get abstract
Or to exact
Forget the facts
Comes so easily
When everything you want is suspect
Attracted to the cool magnet
Can't react this heart attack, triple sec, cataract
Attracted to the cool magnet