Got the summons served on a sunday, see what I done
Couldn't see much sense in the charges
But they sure sounded like fun
So I went downtown to a bow street to see the company man,
'Hey boy your in a heap of trouble
But I'll do everything that I can'

But the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
(Man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
You shouldn't let yourself never get caught in the act

Sorry for the damage I've done, try to pay it back
The only crime I ever committed was being caught in the act.
So the next time that you feel good don't forget the fact
There's a man in blue and he wants you to be
Be caught in the act

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
(Man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
Hope that you never get caught in the act

And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
(Man that's a fact)
And the judge is a grudge man, and that's a fact
Hope that you never get caught in the act
Hope that you never get caught in the act