I've got a crazy kind of love,
A crazy kind of love,
Feelin' kinky then im done,
A crazy kind of love.

I've got a horny kind of love,
A horny kind of love,
You're what im wet dreamin of,
A horny kind of love.

Some say love is good vibrations,
But sometimes you need batteries to make 'em

Got a 1-800 kind of love,
A 1-800 kind of love,
What my phone bill's stinkin' from,
Don't hang up, I'm not done.