You're not as cool as you think you are
Not as popular, oh
Hey, and the love that you think you are
Some kind of star, but no

So what, you got friends
Do they really give a damn about you?
So cute, here we go again
You got my name in your mouth
Why can't you just keep it shout?

Everytime I turn around I see you
And I really hate your face
And whoever said that you weren't a douche
They need to get their head examed
I just cannot understand it

You're not as cool as you think you are
Not as popular, oh
Hey, and the love that you think you are
Some kind of star, but no
They're not laughing with
They're laughing at you
They're not laughing with
They're laughing at you, you

It's funny how you beg
For everyone's attention
You must be insecure
Did I mention?

Everytime I turn around I see you
And I really hate your face
And whoever said that you weren't a douche
They need to get their head examed
I just cannot understand it

You're not as cool as you think you are
Not as popular, oh
Hey, and the love that you think you are
Some kind of star, but no

You think this song is about you
Well then, it probably is, you bitch!

Everytime I turn around I see you
And I really hate your face
And whoever said that you weren't a douche
They need to get their head examed
I just cannot understand it

You're not as cool as you think you are
Not as popular, oh
Hey, and the love that you think you are
Some kind of star, but no
They're not laughing with
They're laughing at you
They're not laughing with
They're laughing at you, you