Not much to look at, nothin' to see
Just glad I'm livin' and happy to be
I got a woman, crazy for me
She's funny that way

Can't save a dollar, ain't worth a cent
She'd never holler, she'd live in a tent
I got a woman, crazy for me
She's funny that way

Though she loves to work and slave for me every day
She'd be so much better off if I went away
But why should I leave her? Why should I go?
She'd be unhappy without me, I know

I got a woman, crazy for me
She's funny that way
She'd be so much better off if I went away
But why should I leave her, and why should I go?
She'd be unhappy without me, I know

I got a woman, crazy for me
She's funny that way