I bet you think you're so poetic
Quoting epics and ancient prose
Truth be told, you're quite pathetic
Mister Eclectic Alan Poe

Did you ever stop and give a wonder to
Who just you were talking to?
The very expert on the foolish things
That men have said to woo and win me over
What a poser
You think you're so interesting

Twist my hair around your finger
Oh, grandiose thinker of mine
Talking about some dead composer
You're just a stoner patronizing me

Did you ever stop and give a wonder to
Who just you were talking to?
The very expert on the foolish things
That men have said to woo and win me over
What a poser
You think you're so interesting

Oh, no