First job, I started at the bottom
Upgrade, now look who's cold calling
Let me know if you need a dollar
I got at least ten of those

I'm still single, mom's worried
Says I need to meet someone 'fore I'm 30
I don't know why we in such a hurry

'Cause maybe I'll never be somethin'
It's not like I got the instructions
While everybody else just crushing
Oh well, what else can I do?

I kinda don't hate being lonely
Was talking to a girl, but she ghost me
Then she told all my friends she don't know me
And oh well, that's cool

Rent's paid just a few days late
I'm tight with the landlord, so it's ok
Got a girl and I think she kind of likes me
So what if it's my dog?

I'm still single, but, mom, I try
And not to brag, but I've gone on dates a couple times
Don't worry 'cause I'm doing just fine

'Cause maybe I'll never be somethin'
It's not like I got the instructions
While everybody else just crushing
Oh well, what else can I do?

I kinda don't hate being lonely
Was talking to a girl, but she ghost me
Then she told all my friends she don't know me
And oh well, that's cool

Why I gotta be
Always gotta be
Why I gotta be
Somethin'?

All I wanna do
Is what I wanna do
Is that alright with you?

'Cause maybe I'll never be somethin'
It's not like I got the instructions
While everybody else just crushing
Oh well, what else can I do?

I kinda don't hate being lonely
Was talking to a girl, but she ghost me
Then she told all my friends she don't know me
And oh well, that's cool

Why I gotta be
Always gotta be
Why I gotta be
Somethin'?

All I wanna do
Is what I wanna do
Is that alright with you?