Are you sad and confused
Desperate and abused
If you feel wholly bereft
Choose the first door from the left

You don't know where to go
Cannot tell where you belong
If this world bewilders you
Simply walk through door two

It's my world, how I want to be
Far away, still a part of me
What you get is not what you expect
Once inside you can never go back

You don't care what they say
You just wish they'd go away
Would you be forever free
Go ahead and take door three
Nothing yet that meets your taste
You don't have no time to waste
There is yet another door
It's our last one number four

It's my world, how I want to be
Far away, still a part of me
What you get is not what you expect
Once inside you can never go back