Look who's advertising
Billboards everywhere
See hellacious acres
Your tailor-made nightmare
Traffic is backed up for miles
Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles

Steady, steady
Have your tickets ready
Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark
It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park
It's a one-way ticket to the other side
It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde
And see Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars
And tricky Dickie barkin', flashin' you his pardon
Oh, Jack The Ripper slashin' your tires

Oh, even the Devil needs money
Even the President need money
To cover his overhead
That's why he opened hellacious acres
Or so his press agent said
Hang out with heavies, your partners in crime
Forget the consequences, have a good time

Steady, steady
Have your tickets ready
Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark
It's a sin-filled city, an amusement park
It's a one-way ticket to the other side
It's a Dr. Jekyll, it's a Mr. Hyde
And get down and study, suspicion and doubt
At hellacious acres, listen, mischief makers
Admission's free, you pay to get out

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