They say we're in a state of emergency
So how come no one is panicking

Where were you when they
wrote the news
And how are you
are you feeling blue

The paper doesn't cause
Too much of a fuss
Perhaps it's because it's not, it's not sad enough

Where were you when they
wrote the news
And how are you
are you feeling blue

You've never seen the colour blue

Call me in the morning
We'll go for toast and tea

Where were you when they
wrote the news
And how are you
are you feeling blue

You've never seen the colour blue
You've never seen the colour blue

We'll you've never

No you've never seen the colour
Never seen the colour blue
Never seen the colour blue
Never seen the colour blue
You've never seen the colour blue
Oh no you've never seen the colour blue oh...
You've never seen the colour blue