I'm jaded and you're beautiful
I'm deluded and envious of you
You're carin' that I'm hurtin'
but I'm laughing 'cause I'm lying
And you believe what I say to be true
This is the way God made me!
no self-reliance
no social skills
You're confident
and you express yourself
so well
You're learned degrees upon your wall
I'm jealous
no invitation to the ball
This is the way God made me
no self-esteem
You're picture perfect
you walk about so contented the trees call out your name
You're clean and I'm so ignorant
I'm basic and I'm jaded and
my
excuses
are
so
lame