Well I Wrestle With My Toothbrush Each Morning At Noon
I Stumble Into the Bathroom and Have My Shampoo
I'm Livin' in a Suitcase; Lookin' For a Call
Leerin' At the Telephone and Laughin' to the Wall
Now I Got Me a Sweet Thing She Keeps Me Insane
She Lays On My Chest in the Morning If It Rains
I'm Livin' in a Suitcase; Lookin' For a Call
Leerin' At the Telephone and Laughin' to the Wall

I'm a Road Dog At the Motel Holiday
I Often Wonder What I Wanna Say
Give Me Stage Lights On a Hot Night
And the Bottom Line Is a Real Good Time

While the Waitress Is Waiting For the Waiter to Wink
She Checks On Her Checks and She Drinks On Her Drink
I'm Livin' in a Suitcase; Lookin' For a Call
Leerin' At the Telephone and Laughin' to the Wall
Now the Nights Go Quickly When You're Asleep
But I'm Out Shufflin' For Someplace to Eat
Like a Breakfast At the Egg House, a Waffle On the Griddle
I'm Burnt Around the Edges But I'm Tender in the Middle