Full Color Cover Shot
Self Magazine
Where the Limos Go
People Start to Scream
Shiny Women On a Yacht
These Are Things I Ain't Got

None of the Above

Top Ten Well Dressed Men
Every Hair in Place
Author, Skier, Millionaire
Epitome of Taste
Always Willing, Always Hot,
All These Things I Am Not

None of the Above

I Wish I Was Invisible,
Intelligent Or Pretty
But I'm None of the Above