Ever Since I Was a Kid I Never Did Fit In
While All the Other Fish Were Learning How to Swim
I Was Dying
To Be a Member of the Tribe

And When I Went to School My Head Was in a Cloud
The Teacher Said, "you Will Never Be Allowed,
So Don't Try
To Be a Member of the Tribe"

Now What Can a Square Man Do
To Fit in a Big Round World?
If I Am a Hand and Life Is a Glove
I Stick Right Out Like a Big Sore Thumb

Why Don't You Come Over to See Me Sometime
I Do Impersonations From Saturday Night Live
I'm Dying
To Be a Member of the Tribe

Now What Can a Square Man Do
To Fit in a Big Round World?
Life Might Be a Parade For Some,
But I Stick Out Like a Big Bass Drum

I Eat Big Macs and I Watch Mtv
I've Been a K Mart Shopper Since 1983
Cause I'm Trying
To Be a Member of the Tribe