I wanna run the world
Just to make it a lil easier on you
I wanna rule the earth
Just so I can make it brighter when you're blue
And when you're driving home, hitting all green lights
That means I've got you in my sights!
I wanna run the world
And for you, my love, you know that's what I'll do!

I'm gonna steal your dog
And replace it with a robot I control
I'm gonna rig the NFL
And I'll get your team to win the superbowl

'Cause you made me see humanity
Is worthy of my expertise
I'm gonna run the world
'Cause I know that you would do the same for me

Baby, I'll make it rain
'Cause I remember that's what you like
We'd read inside the house all day
And you'd hold me extra close at night

I can't lie, it stings to see you so happy with someone new
All while I run the world
Just to make it a little easier on you