You never disappoint me
You always do just what I know you will
You make me think you want me
At least until you've had your fill
And when I need you
You never can be found
I can always count on you
To let me down

You always do the right thing
The right thing for you
No matter what I need
Or what I'm going through
I know that your intentions
Are honorable and true
As sure as the sun comes up
And the world spins 'round
I can always count on you
To let me down

You can be so tender
And tell me how you're gonna change
Though I see the dark clouds
I pretend it ain't gonna rain
You hold the football
And I'll be Charlie Brown
I can always count on you
To let me down

You always do the right thing
The right thing for you
No matter what I need
Or what I'm going through
I know that your intentions
Are honorable and true
As sure as the sun comes up
And the world spins 'round
I can always count on you
To let me down