Just the other day, I saw my reflection in your frames
And it reminded me that I should clean my action figure case
I love the smell of toys like I love the smell of your hair
But sometimes I think I like the smell of toys a bit better

Dusty cartridges and long boxes
That's how we spend our nights
Reading comics and robot fights
I love to cheer you on as your level advances
And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA
I take a mental picture in my mind

When we met I wasn't cool
But you're the one that did see through
That's the moment I knew I'd make X-Babies with you
I showed you all my moves, turned out I only had two
You rated me plus five Endurance, Agility plus two

Dusty cartridges and long boxes
That's how we spend our nights
Reading comics and robot fights
I love to cheer you on as your level advances
And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA
I take a mental picture in my mind

You see, there's no better way to be
When you bag and board my comics
You're always careful with the crease
CGC says 9.3 but you're a 10 to me
Like Bo Derek

Dusty cartridges and long boxes
That's how we spend our nights
Reading comics and robot fights
I love to cheer you on as your level advances
And as you glance my way, you giggle and drink your IPA
I take a mental picture in my mind