I know i'll never meet another hunk o' woman like my ann. she
Makes me feel like a great big man.
I'm gonna go tell her mama what i think about her, say,
"thank you, ma'am, for giving me your daughter ann."

She sure is stacked from her toes to the nape of her neck, she's
Packed like a seed in a grape, she's smooth as marble skin.
When i see her i believe i'm a real young guy and ev'ry time i
Go to work i think i might die if i can't hurry home again.
If the good lord worked all night a-makin' me a female plan, i'd
Say, "no, thanks, lord. i'll just keep ann."

How could i ever look at any other woman when i've got ann? i
Feel so good when she takes my hand.
I'm gonna go tell her daddy what i think about her, say,
"thank you, man, for giving me your daughter ann."
When i come home and i feel like i've been run over by a ten-ton
Truck she can rub my shoulder and ease my aches and pains.
If i lose my job and i'm down to a silver dollar and i feel like
A dried up gourd in a holler, she soothes my brow like summer
Rain.
If the good lord worked all night a-makin' me a female plan, i'd
Say, "no, thanks, lord. i'll just keep ann."
I'd say, "no thanks, lord, i'll just keep ann."