I'm the sorta bloke that would like to think that if I could go back in time
Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine
'Cause they're piss pots, poets and outlaws and I can relate to that
And I can relate to their attitude too, in a word, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
That's spelt D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F and this is what it means

Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Am I being direct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
It's just another way of saying
I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate
And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
You see, it's stress relief made easy, it's simple and it works
Just say, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F next time you've gotta deal with dickheads,
Wankers and jerks

And when you go out, stick a D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F on your T-shirt or your hat
And when some cunt's givin' you the shits, just say: Mate, read that
That spells D-I-L-L-I-G-A-F, D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Am I being direct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Just another way of saying: I couldn't give a fuckin' rat's arse, mate
And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Am I politically correct enough? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F

Just another way of saying: I couldn't give a rodent's rectum, mate
And do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Your turn (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
Big finish (do I look like I give a fuck? D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F