Don't bring me flowers to my grave
Gon' make it rain on my parade
And when I leave, just celebrate
And lick the icing off my cake
I hope my life will make you laugh
Pour me out one last shot of Jack
And put some rhinestones on my tombstone
Save your breathe 'cause I'm alive

My obituary better say

I was a crazy-ass bitch
Oh, but at least the life I lived
It made for good stories
Call me anything but boring
Messy, yeah, I know
But I heard y'all love a show
So fuck it, here you go
But darling, don't forget that
My obituary better say
Damn, she left a damn good legacy

Don't let my hijinks be in vain
Don't let them sanctify my name
You'll say it's sad to see me go
But this ain't my first rodeo
When I reach those pearly gates
And Saint Peter makes me wait
If all my sins make Jesus pissed
Just tell 'em I'm on Dolly's list

Oh, I know

I was a crazy-ass bitch
Oh, but at least the life I lived
It made for good stories
Call me anything but boring
Messy, yeah, I know
But I heard y'all love a show
So fuck it, here you go
But darling, don't forget that
My obituary better say
Damn, she left a damn good legacy
You can blame it all on Tennessee

That's where I learned to drink to get drunk
That's where I learned to smoke to get high
That's where I learned to work 9 to 5
That's where I swear that Mama tried

I'm a crazy ass bitch, yeah
But I know how to live
And I got the best stories
You could never say I'm boring
I'm messy, yeah, I know
But I heard y'all love a show
So fuck it, here we go
Don't forget though