I wouldn't kiss your lips so sweet
if you were the last boy on earth

you never think before you speak
and you always want much more than you're worth...

and I'll put you down, if you come any nearer
I ain't playin' round
now can I make myself clearer?

you don't qualify to kiss my feet
and when you think of me, I hope that it hurts

guess I'd have to cry myself to sleep
if you were the last boy on earth...

so don't come around here tryin' to persuade me
'cos I got you down, I know you'll only betray me

ah yeah, there was a time I might have jumped through hoops for you
ah yeah, but now I do whatever I wanna do
ah yeah, so just forget that you ever kissed me
get outta here and let me finish my whisky

'cos I'll put you down, if you come any nearer
I ain't playin' round
now can i make myself clearer?

and I'll put you down, if you come any nearer
I ain't playin' round
now can I make myself clearer?

not if you're the last boy
not if you're the last boy
not if you're the last boy on earth