We can figure the odds
We can pray to the gods
Something for nothing
You can shuffle the deck until you're a wreck
Something for nothing
Money they don't make anymore
At least not around me
Might as well beg from the poor
Pitiful me, pitiful me, yeah

This is the game, the rules never change
Something for nothing
It's just a roll of the dice that you put on ice
Something for nothing
Money, they don't make anymore
Not around me
Might as well beg from the poor
Poor poor pitiful me
Pitiful me, yeah, poor pitiful me

Gimme a break
I'm losing my stake
Something for nothing
Oh, leave me alone
I strip to the bone
Something for nothing
Money, they don't make anymore
Not around me
Might as well beg from the poor
Pitiful me, poor pitiful me, pitiful me
Oh, yeah

Something for nothing
Something for nothing