I saw a girl with hips like mine
She was proper online famous
Why can't that be me?
I saw a girl with hair like mine
Ten million people love her
Why can't that be me?
I saw a girl not that bright
People listen when she speaks
She's got the world, and here am I
Wondering why can't that be me?

Everyone knows something that I don't
Everyone can see that I'm a joke
But underneath the joke there's me
And I don't get it
They thought that I was crazy
To think someone could love me
But then I moved to sydney
Became mariel and brice kissed me
When they say fat, that's me
When they say ugly, that's me, they mean me
When they say: Weird, embarassing, stupid muriel heslop
Useless piece of nothing
Me

Everyone knows something that I don't
Everyone can see that I'm a joke
But underneath the joke there's me
I don't get it
Maybe I was crazy
To think someone could love me
But then I moved to sydney
Became mariel and someone kissed me
Mariel
Why can't that be me?