(ready ready set go)

He generally elects
the opposite sex but sometimes he strays.
It depends
on weekends or weekdays.

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I can guarantee when he gets there it will be a party atmosphere
A party atmosphere

He generally elects
to stay home at night but sometimes he's gone.
You might find him
when he's passed out on the lawn.

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He generally elects
boxer shorts but sometimes it's briefs
And he can wear
the bikinis when he pleased

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