I love Betty Brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love Betty Brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

No I've never been unfaithful
I've been a one woman man
Now I don't want to sound ungrateful
but I'd like to extend my family plan

I love Betty Brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love Betty Brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

I know this is a risky business
and I dare not upset the wife
The older woman it pleases
To the younger's a danger in life

I love Betty Brown's mother
I hope it's not against the law
I just love Betty Brown's mother
Though she is my mother-in-law

'When Betty Brown hear this sound
she's gonna think I'm a clown
and I don't want fo' she to put me down
But I had to bring myself around to tell her'