Victor and Toddy
You and me,
We're the kind of people other people
Would like to be.

Toddy
A little strolling?

Victor
Why not!

Both
Wand'ring free,
We present the kind of picture
People are glad to see.
And we don't care that tomorrow
Comes with no guarantee;
We've each other for company.
And come what may,
You and me, we'll stay together
Year after year,
Won't we, my dear?
"That's why we're you and...

Victor
Me!

Toddy
Walk this way

Victor
Oh!

Toddy
I taught him everything he knows

Victor
And that's why he has so little left, oh!

Toddy
I'll get you for that

Victor
[whistling]

Toddy
Oh, I love this guy!

Victor
Out!

Toddy
Careful now!

Victor
Humm...

Toddy
Twice

Both
Ah...Ah!

Toddy
I can fool you...

Victor
No, you can't!
Watch, Toddy!
Humm...oom...
Dah dam dah dah!

Toddy
You're on your own, kid!

Victor
What! What! Oh, Toddy!
Humm...oom...

Both
And come what may,
You and me, we'll stay together
Year after year,
Won't we my dear?
We'll always be you and me.
We'll always be you ...and...
Me