I'm trying to passµ
A fat bastard
In a silver Porsche
Polished and waxed

He don't drive like a man
Fifty in the passing lane
Like an old lady

Just give me a reason
To hit you hard
I'm the king of the road
God is in my car

Teenage bitches
Blaring crap
Out the window of an SUV

Noise pollution
Makes me mad
I could roll them so easily

Just give me a reason
To hit you hard
I'm the king of the road
God is in my car

Just give me a reason
To gun it
Any old reason
Satisfaction

I can't wait
For the market to crash
Executive soaks
In a girly bath

Sucking up all day
Took his brain away
I'm the king of the road
Get out of my way