Well, howdy buddy, my name's Bob, how are you today?
Did you come here looking for a brand new Chevrolet
Used is fine, well I suppose
We sure do got a lot of those

I got everything you'll ever need
I got V8 engines for the kickass speed
I got everything you need, no money down

I'll sell you this Impala for a damn good price
The transmission's shot but the brakes are nice
What's it gonna take for you to drive away
With this aut-o-mo-bile today?

I got great terms on the financing
I got payments that a bum could swing
So step on up and let's make us a deal

Ohhh, I don't know if I can do that
Oh I don't think, my manager will approve that
Well, I'll take this back to him
But don't get your hopes up, my friend

Get your checkbook out, sir, we got a deal
You're lucky that my manager allowed this steal
Sign your name right here and here
Initial here and here and here
And here
And here are your new keys