You say I haven't been around
The way I dress is a sin
I've been further under the house
Lookin' for eggs than you've ever been

You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed all those stories darlin'
Now you're humbuggin' me

You told me darlin' you loved me
You said you'd go through fire or pain
Last week you wrote me a letter
Sayin' "I'll see ya if it don't rain"

You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed all those stories
And now you're humbuggin' me

Yeah!

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Well when I married you darling
You thought I was a puppet I know
You promised me chicken and pork roast
You give me sour milk and burnt toast

You're humbuggin' me
You're humbuggin' me
I believed all those stories darlin'
Now you're humbuggin' me

Yeah! You're humbuggin' me
Hey yeah! You're humbuggin' me
I believed all those stories darlin'
Now you're humbuggin' me